No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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