How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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