butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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