my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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