fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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