It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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