I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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