Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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