Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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