"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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