I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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