just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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