Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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