I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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