I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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