The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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