What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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