Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so let's talk penis.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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