Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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