Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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