Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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