I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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