Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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