please come you make the beer taste better
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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