Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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