Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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