drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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