xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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