Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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