someone owes me an orgasm
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
All I want is dick and wine.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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