Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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