The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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