Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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