they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize