That's intense
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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