But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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