Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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