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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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