Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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