Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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