Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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