how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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