god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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