It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
