Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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