It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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