NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
This is my gift to your gina
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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