his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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