I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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