you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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