I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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