He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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