After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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