Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He has the fingertips of a God
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