I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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