is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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