I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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